10. someone sends a txt to everyone saying "ayoko ng mabuhay "(why would you txt it to everyone, you seek a lot of
attention, ksp thing)
9. i really hate it when your already seriously asking for information then people will magpapacute and will tell
you "secret"
8. my friend was in a rel with a british bf, when the british bf broke up with her she's saying y? and he's reason
because im too british and ur too filipino
7. one time i invited my friend to go shopping then she goes i cant go shopping with you eh i have a pimple..
6. a friend one said they're on the way somewhere: friend 1: i cant, i cant pass there ayoko dumaan jan ... anjan
yung crush ko.. and friend 2: huh? eh ni hindi ka nga niya kilala eh
5. the nephew told the sister.. ok na ako, ok na ako mama, na maging kawawa dahil wala akong ben 10!
4. from a very thin friend.. with tears.. oh my God im so fat..! (they just want people say oh your not, your
sexy..)
3. onetime he heard a girl says hello!!! im tisay i dont eat tutong!
2. sige lang wag mo kong isama sino nga ba ako gf lang ako.. gf lang..! (arte mo ogag)
1. waiter uhm can i have a lemon and worschestchire sauce for my tofu and pork (toyo nga para sa tokwa't baboy)
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10. boy: o bakit nakasimangot ka ngiti naman jan..
girl: ayoko
boy: o bakit naman?
girl: magkacrush ka pa sakin..
boy: arte mo ogag..
9. miss anchovies and sherbet please in a carinderia (dilis at scramble nga)
8.one day i sitted besides a maarte girl says can you make para for me.. i dont know how eh..
there's a difference bet. a pasosyal and sosyal.. sher sher shandali sha tabi lang..
7. the saleslady said maam the swiper couldnt accept it and so you know here's your card.. e pera galing sa
ferragamo wallet pede?
(truly rich people have nothing to proved, they are not insecure. they do not need to show how rich they are because
they are..)
they are so low key..
6. on fb two friends of her in facebook
the girl type on her status
i wab u boypren
iwab u gerlpren
i love you more
i love you most
(cant they send it each other pm
they just want it a show to everybody
a status your sending it to everyone..
unless ur a celeb its okay..)
5. one time at the office.. sabi ng kaofficemate ko o san ka galing
rusher: i took a dump
officemate: eeewww kadiri ka
rusher: dont you take a dump? everyone does it..
4. i only eat tutong if its flavored.. (may flavored?)
3. officemate: im starving
friend : bat di ka kumain ? (maraming nakahain na pagkain sa office)
and then she said i dont eat with plastic utensils..
2. i hate it when people say i just have a big problem and then you ask what it is and they will tell you..
i can't tell you eh...
(KSP thing they're just asking for attention.. big show.. look for somebody who cares..)
1. i was in expensive store and look at the price tags..
my friend (na nakataas ang kilay) said oh you look at price tags?
(eto ireply mo : it's the same reason i look at your face gusto ko makita kung cheap... lol)
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10. one a time a girl was furious in the coffee shop
why is your wifi cant connect to my 17 INCH apple imac
(magtagalog ka nalang)
9. kung mukha lang din fake di ko na papagalaw ilong ko.. and then that girl email my doctor inquiring abt nose job.
8. i really hate it cause i work in eastwood area. when you take a jeepney your copassengers are construction
workers so there is someone who wants to say that he is not one of them kaya he said
manong isa nga sa citibenk, when they pay..
7. i googled it..
dilis - long jawed anchovy..
long jawed long jawed dilis lang eh .. so i said to the comp arte mo ogag
6. i have a friend balikbayan he said this: uhm im sorry but ican no longer speak in tagalOwg
5. one time i overheard two girls that were talking.. hurry my driver making pot pot na
4. if i dont txt u im waiting for you to txt me first and if i push you away you better grab me and not let go. (too
much drama)
3. girl goes to a sari sari store miss can i buy potassium sulfate and aluminum sulfate
tindera : ano?
girl: tawas pang jabar...
2. one time a friend says yuck i hate filipino food! pero may kaliskis ng tuyo sa labi..
1. mamang taho ..one wet venti extra pearls (xtrang sago) and syrup (arnibal) no whip..
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10. at the grocery i overheard someone said.. i dont eat grapes, unless it's boneless
9. manong how much those colored yellow quailed eggs..
8. in a meeting very macho .. talking abt meal breaks. do we have only meal break we dont have facial wash break?
food touching in a plate. i dont like halo halo kasi gusto ko hiwahiwalay and then i goes arte ko ogag..
7. driver fare..!
6. an officemate said. sorry i dont drink copi unless its prom starbacks..
5.when he saw the pusit eewww.. yuck ursula
4. 2 girls in an elebvator girl: im so hungry na girl : neither do i..
3. beach outing one officemate complaining back to the cottage
i miss my bed i miss my yaya i miss my tidibear
2. grabe so mahal the jeans 15000 kaya ayun i only bought two..
1. my sister was scolded by our parents crying her eyes out and then she stops look in the mirror and sang i return
to the land called paraiso (she just realized she's so dramatic)